Mika's come back, that stupid little pop puppet. This is another instalment to the Leanne Adams musical hate crime list, an on going project/list of my worst crimes to the ear drums. So Mika's back, that colourful clown of a man with the singing voice of a ten year old boy with un-descended tessers. He's so camp that he makes Freddie Mercury look like Dirty ol' Bastard. It sounds like High School Musical and IT'S SO BLOODY CATCHY. That's the bit I'm most angry about, how bastard catchy it is. I'm sure it's some kind of sinister ploy to subdue the masses through subliminal messages sent by Mika because when ever I hear it I'm paralysed to the spot, my jaw goes slack, I start to hum and sway uncontrollably and I forget that I'm supposed to be scornful of it. Like a musical Parkinsons and Alzheimer's all rolled into one. So it's only a matter of time before the Scissor Sisters star jump back onto the scene and then you'll all be sorry you didn't just nip it in the bud now, with Mika.
Leanne xx
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