Hate crimes at the Brits and The Times

1. Reading The Times wannabe inciteful article about GRIME and its influence on the UK music scene...bah you buggers leave it alone its santised enough without now telling parents that now there is no need to be scared anymore Dahlings. You see not only we have we covered it in safeville therefore cleansing it so now have a real look at that Tinchy Stryder he's actually a really lovely boy with a reasonably priced clothing line and that Lady Sovereign aah she's a real sweetie...grrrrr don't you know its the menace that made it so great....When you hear the sirens coming drop down dickheads.
2. I wish Dizzee Rascal would stop letting Johnathan Ross drop his name at any given cool point moment, I mean Mr Ross what the hell were playing at during the Brits? What, what, what? You just make all those guys sound like idiots and as for yourself well....So Dizzee I blame you without reserve. Can't you look into some kind of restraining order or maybe just pay someone to follow him around and anticipate the drop then that chosen person just puts an enormous hand over his mouth when necessary? Please Dizzee please fix it.
3. Courtney Love, does she still command love and respect? Please somebody school me.
4. That was one of the most boring Brit Awards ever, ever, ever, please bring Jarvis Cocker, Brandon Bloc, Russell Brand, les enfants Gallagher and any other gaffe prone personalites- bar Johnathan Ross-back.

Nana